Prep

[ ] I shop at Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, or Aerospatiale. <<I don't give a damn where I get clothes.
[ ] I am/was a cheerleader.
[ ] I'm pretty ditzy.
[ ] I wear pink 24/7. <<I wear what I want foo. lol.
[ ] My looks are very important to me <<There's nothing wrong with being smexy, but it's not that important.
[ ] I can't live without my cell phone. <<I have a Motorola flip phone, what do you think?
[ ] My hair is always straight.<<No, my hair is bi sometimes.
[ ] I say 'like' and 'omigod' a lot.
[ ] I laugh 24/7
[/] I have a million friends.
[ ] I always hang at the mall or movies
[ ] I'll only date popular girls
[/] I listen to rap & pop music.<<I listen to all music.
[ ] I have at least one designer bag.
[ ] My myspace pics are of me making a kissy face or are mirror pics.<<Remember when Myspace was popular? Yeah neither do I.
[ ] It takes me at least an hour to get ready for school in the mornings.<<50 minutes of that is the waking up and getting out of bed part.
[ ] Uggs + Miniskirts = Love <<Uggs? Elaborate please.
[x] I don't have a job. <<Not now. Later
[ ] I wear lots of makeup. <<For the last time I am not a mime.
[ ] I can be stuck up or snobby sometimes.
[ ] I flirt with anyone based of their looks. <<Personality is huge factor for me.
Total = 2

Emo

[ ] I cry a lot. <<I'm like a bad actor but in real life, expressionless. Ironically I can voice act.
[ ] I go to local shows. <<There is no local shows, only Zuul.
[ ] I wear black everyday. <<I need moar color.
[ ] I write sad poetry.
[ ] I play an acoustic guitar. <<I got an electric I still don't know how to play.
[ ] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco. <<Oh God no!
[ ] I self mutilate myself.
[ ] I think about suicide or death often.
[ ] People have told me to cheer up.
[ ] I cry when I see dead animals
[ ] My myspace pics are black are white or angled. <<What is this Myspace you speak of?
[x] I wear many band shirts. <<When Guns N' Roses, Styx, AC/DC, and Bob Marley rule that much, merch is a must.
[ ] No one understands me.
[x] I don't talk too often. <<Shut up, I can break into conversations well.
[/] I look down when I walk. << Only when the sun is burning my eyes out.
[ ] I wear black eyeliner <<BHahahahahahahA!
[ ] My fingernails are black
[ ] I have an ex I still cry over.
[ ] My hair is black. <<No it's blue. (brown.)
[ ] My hair covers one of my eyes.
[ ] I love Hot Topic.<<Nein
[ ] I always say 'life sucks get over it'.
Total = 2.5 << Oh God.

Nerd

[/] I have straight A's. <<I have A's and B's this year, straight A's next year.
[ ] I always do my homework and study. <<God you don't know the half of it.
[ ] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.<<Bhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! The Matrix was a massive achievement.
[/] Computer games = Love.<<Minecraft that is all.
[ ] I'm 'teachers pet'. <<PFFFT.
[x] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend. <<Shut up...
[ ] I have a bedtime. << Mine is 6 am.
[ ] I use an asthma inhaler.
[ ] I carry a calculator with me
[ ] I bring my lunch to school.
[/] I always follow the rules. <<Not so much for the talking and dress code.
[/] I'm shy around the opposite gender. <<That highly depends on her personality.
[x] I'm always on the computer. <<I'm stuck and home and I hate it.
[/] I always answer every question in class right. <<Hahahaha! Sometimes.
[x] I correct people's grammar.<<I use correct grammar, so this one counts.
[/] I read a lot.<<Just began to fulfill this one.
[/] School is very important to me.<<Only to an extent.
[ ] I always stump people.<<You wish.
Total = 7.5 <<As expected.

Rebel

[x] I always speak my mind. <<Why not?
[x] I have 0% of school spirit. <<I'm just there so I get the grade and leave forever.
[ ] Forget you I won't do what you tell me!<<If it's reasonable, I'll do somethings.
[x] I stand up for what I think is right.
[ ] On spirit days at school, I wear the rebel's colors.
[ ] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.<<Who gives a damn about what others are doing.
[/] I won't listen to authority figures.<<Depends on who and what they say.
[ ] I always break the rules.
[ ] I refuse to compromise.
[ ] I'm always arguing with people.<<What are you a lawyer?
[ ] I love debate.<<What are you a politician?
[ ] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[x] I don't care what people think of me.<<Who the hell does?
[/] I'm not afraid to trash people's opinions.<<If the opinion is total whiny bullshit.
[ ] I only respect my own beliefs.<<Sounds like most people.
[ ] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[ ] I laugh at compromising people.
[ ] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[ ] Rules were meant to be broken.
Total = 5

Jock

[ ] I'm on one or more sport teams. <<Lol.
[ ] I always wear my varsity jacket. <<LOLOL!
[ ] I've won awards for my athletic ability. <<HAHAHAHAHA!
[ ] I will only date popular girls/guys.<<BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[ ] School Spirit 100%.<<HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[ ] I'm going to a college for sports.<<HAHAHAHAHAHA, no.
[ ] I watch sports on TV all the time.<< I've got anime on the tv all the time. :L
[ ] I'm muscular. <<Don't we all wish. I'm just thin.
[/] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.<<I exercise 1 once a week: Yoga, Meditation, Stretches, Cardio, Muscle Workouts, and Martial Arts.
[ ] Go Team!<<Pshh!
[x] I eat a lot. <<Shut up I'm hungary.
[ ] I'm egotistical. <<I am not... Seto Kaiba.
[ ] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[ ] I sit at the jock lunch table.<<HA!
[ ] All I talk about with my friends is sports.<<Replace "sports" with 'anime'. Enter.
[ ] I go to lots of sports games.<< One Madden NFL Game, and one NFL Street 2 Game. Xzibit FTW!
[ ] I'm very athletic<<Nahh.
[ ] I wear sport inspired clothing.<<LOL.
[ ] I play at least 3 different sports.<<lol.
Total = 1.5

Comedian

[/] I'm very funny.<<I try to be, way to much, but I will continue to try! (que applause)
[x] I'm always making jokes.<<Yes, that's why one my sarcastic/judge-mental friends finds me weird.
[ ] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[/] I always entertain people by being funny. <<sometimes.
[ ] I worship Kevin Smith. << replace "Kevin Smith" with 'Jim Carrey'. Enter.
[/] I watch comedies more than anything. <<That and Cyberpunk-Action movies.
[ ] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot.
[x] I'm sarcastic. << Yes!
[ ] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[x] I always imitate people. <<Jim Carrey, that's you.
[ ] I pull lots of pranks.
[ ] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[ ] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[ ] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[/] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.<<I like to entertain.
[ ] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[x] Jim Carrey is my idol. <<Best. Comedian. Evar.
[/] I mostly get along with everybody.<< I can get annoying.
[ ] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[ ] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.
Total = 6.5

Shy

[ ] I don't have a lot of friends.
[x] I don't talk too much.<<Conversations are hard to get into.
[/] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.<<yes...
[ ] When people say my name, others say 'who?'.<<Canada!:iconhetaliacanadaplz:
[ ] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
[ ] People have told me I need to talk more.
[/] I only talk when other people talk to me first.<<Normally.
[/] I look down when I walk.
[ ] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or party.
[/] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[x] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.<<I can't get into conversations.
[ ] I sit in the back of the classroom.
[ ] I never join in class discussions.
[ ] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[ ] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers?
[x] I talk quietly, and people say "What?"<<This happens to much
[ ] People have called me shy or quiet.
[ ] I usually let others decide for me.
[/] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation.
[x] I would like to be more outgoing.<<If I can just get into a conversation that I can relate to.
Total =  7.5 Social Outcast 5 years and counting.

Goth

[ ] I wear black. <<Not enough color.
[ ] I don't like to be seen.
[ ] I'm very, very pale.
[ ] I only listen to metal.<<I listen to all.
[ ] I love creepy, weird movies. <<The Matrix, no. Dumb and Dumber, no. AI, no. Ghost in the Shell, no.
[ ] I love gothic cartoons and drawings.<< Meh.
[ ] I don't like people. <<Depends, who is "people"?
[ ] I only go out during the night. <<No. The day is cool to.
[ ] I have black fingernails.
[ ] I wear a long black coat. <<lol.
[ ] I also wear black boots.
[ ] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies.<< The Crow?
[ ] I only date other Goths.
[x] People think I'm crazy.<< I think maybe. Oh dear God.
[ ] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.<<Hell, I don't talk at all.
[ ] I love to scare people.
[ ] I laugh at teenyboppers.<<I just don't care.
[ ] People are afraid of me.
Total = 1

Weirdo

[x] I talk to myself. << I my head. That's what happens when you're homestuck.
[x] I say really random things all the time. << and that's why I am socially akward.
[x] I fidget a lot.<<Shut up I'm hyper.
[ ] I still use a wheeled backpack.<<It's almost like a suitcase.
[ ] People laugh at me.
[ ] I walk really funny.
[ ] I have a very different sense of style<<What do you mean by... "different"?
[ ] I talk in a robot voice often.<<Nope, I'm just expressionless.
[ ] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[x] I debate stuff with myself.<<It's called decision making.
[ ] I hear voices.<<Nah!
[ ] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets.<<Pssh!
[ ] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.<<Only in Cyberpunk movies.
[ ] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[ ] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[ ] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[ ] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[x] People have no idea why I think the way I do.<<Yah.
[ ] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[ ] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.
Total = 5

Antisocial

[ ] I hate most people.<<Now that is cold.
[ ] I prefer to be alone.<<God I'm sick of being homestuck, I want to hangout with friends.
[ ] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare.
[ ] Actually, most people don't talk to me.
[ ] People are idiots and I wish they'd all die.<<That is really cold.
[ ] I live in my room, writing in my diary.<<If you live in your room, what would you write about?
[ ] I go out of my way to avoid everyone.<<No, I love to be with friends.
[ ] I never greet anyone.<<Bullshit.
[ ] I despise people who talk too loudly.<<I talk too loudly sometimes.
[ ] I want people to think I'm a freak.<<No.
[/] I never talk.<<yes...
[ ] I can't wait to get off this earth.<<Cold.
[ ] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.<<I'm a friend person.
[ ] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world.
[/] I don't know why I am the way I am.<<I'm just the way I am.
[ ] People have said I'm antisocial.
[ ] Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[ ] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[ ] I just don't get along with anyone.

Total = 1

Skater

[/] I skateboard everywhere.<<Sometimes.
[ ] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[ ] I shop at Pacsun.
[/] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk. <<I like him.
[/] Oh yea, and Bam Margera.<<Jackass FTW!
[x] I always play skateboarding video games.<<YES!
[x] I have shaggy hair.<<Comb not included.
[/] I wear baggy pants.<<I admit it, I like baggy clothing, if it's not baggy, than is must look really good.
[ ] I wear skater shoes only.
[ ] I always wear hoodies.
[ ] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[ ] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[ ] Forget school, I want to be a professional skateboarder.
[ ] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[ ] I hang with other skaters.
[ ] I've been hurt while skateboarding.
[ ] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[ ] I wear vans.
[x] Tony Hawks Underground owns. <<MMmmm that stuff's good. (Pro Skater's better)
[ ] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.
Total = 5

Christian Girl/Boy

[ ] I go to church at least once a week.
[ ] Most of my wardrobe consists of long skirts and button down shirts for church.
[ ] I always carry a bible with me.
[ ] My whole family is very religious.<<Mother's Agnostic, Dad... I don't even know and neither will you.
[x] I've never been on a date. <<Shut up.
[x] My beliefs are very strong.
[ ] I wear a cross necklace.
[ ] I have a bracelet that says WWJD.<<WWJD?
[ ] I'm always preaching to people about the importance of religion.
[x] I believe in God.
[ ] I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies, and sometimes, not even PG-13 movies.<<I've mentioned The Matrix right?
[ ] I never go out and party.<<Not a religious thing but I don't.
[ ] I read the bible everyday.
[ ] I've memorized verses from the bible.
[ ] I go to Sunday school.
[ ] I've been to church camp.
[x] I pray every night.<<Good contact.
[ ] I sing Christian songs.
Total = 4

Gangsta

[ ] I say 'yo'.
[ ] I also say 'fo shizzle'<<That's not even gangsta.
[ ] I wear extremely baggy pants. << I want.
[ ] Mah chainz hang low.<<Haaa!
[ ] I hang with my homies.
[ ] I'm a thug.
[ ] I only listen to rap music.
[ ] 50 Cent is my idol.
[ ] I don't care about school.
[ ] I steal/have stolen before.
[ ] I freestyle.
[ ] I breakdance.
[ ] Gold chainz is tha way to go.
[ ] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[ ] Tupac is still alive.
[ ] I party with all my budz.
[ ] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[ ] I wear hoodies.
[ ] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out.
Total = 0

Bully

[ ] I always steal people's lunch money.
[ ] Geeks are afraid of me.<<I am a geek.
[ ] I get in trouble all the time.
[ ] I steal people's stuff.
[ ] People have called me a bully.
[ ] I have beat someone up before.
[ ] I'm always looking for a fight.
[ ] I pick on people smaller than me.
[ ] I push people out of the way when I'm walking.<<I'm a slow walker so if anyone's doin' the pushin', they are.
[ ] I've never been in a relationship before.<<Not in a real one, shut up, but this is not the reason.
[ ] People are afraid of me.
[ ] People know not to mess with me
[ ] I'm bigger than most people my age.
[ ] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[ ] I make fun of everything anyone else likes.
[ ] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[ ] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[ ] I'm one of the strongest kids in school.<<You wish.
[ ] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[ ] People get out of my way when I'm walking.

Total = 0

Gamer

[x] I own at least 2 different video game consoles.<<Gamecube and Xbox 360.
[/] I love Final Fantasy<<I'm getting into it.
[x] DDR & Guitar Hero own.<<Rockband, but this counts.
[ ] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game.
[x] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.<<Tony Hawk games mostly
[/] I even play a lot of computer games.<<Minecraft.
[ ] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day.
[ ] My thumbs are sore often.
[ ] I spend all my money on new video games.
[ ] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games.
[ ] All I talk about is video games.
[ ] I've been in a video game competition before.
[ ] My eyes hurt sometimes because I play video games too much.
[ ] My grades are eh.
[x] I have a handheld videogame system, like PSP.<<DS.
[ ] I see every video-game-to-movie movie out there.
[ ] I have at least 3 memory cards.<< My Madcats one is beast.
[ ] I watch lay.
[x] I've been playing video games for at least 5 years
[ ] I always look up video game cheats. <<Remember when those existed?
Total = 6

Redneck

[ ] Elvis is still alive.<<I'm sorry but he died, I can't control that.
[ ] I hunt.
[ ] I fish.
[ ] I own something camouflage.
[ ] I eat venison.
[ ] I live in the country.
[ ] Someone in my family has the name Billy.
[/] I own a bunch of junk I don't need.<<Some of it.
[ ] I have over 10 pets.<<Oh dear God.
[ ] I drive a big truck with huge tires.
[ ] I wear a cowboy hat.
[ ] I've rode a tractor before.
[ ] My jeans are always dirty.
[ ] I have a southern accent.
[/] I say y'all.<< yep, sometimes.
[ ] Yankees are STUPID.
[ ] I buy everything at Wal-Mart<<Nah, I'm a Target guy.
[ ] I'm kind of poor.
[ ] I've caught a fish then ate it before.
[ ] I work hard.
Total = 1

Social Butterfly

[x] I have a lot of friends.<<I highly value friendship.
[ ] I get along with everybody.
[x] I'm a people person.<<Friendship=High Value.
[x] I love having tons of fun. <<Who doesn't
[ ] People come to me for advice.
[ ] People take an instant liking to me.
[ ] It seems that people always want to talk to me or hang out with me.
[ ] I can relate to Ferris Buller.<<I love that movie.
[ ] Everybody thinks I'm awesome.
[ ] I'm not in any clique.
[ ] I can turn an antisocial person nice.
[ ] I'm pretty cheerful.
[ ] I'm involved in something, like a club, that allows me to meet new people.
[ ] I never want to argue with people.
[x] I love talking.<<It's called DOM.
[ ] I always have fun doing anything.
[x] I'm optimistic.
[ ] I have over 150 friends on my IM or cell phone book's
Total = 5

Slacker

[ ] I'm failing 2 or more classes.
[x] I sleep past noon on weekends.<<Who doesn't?
[ ] I miss a lot of school.
[ ] I'm late for school often.
[/] I don't have a job.<<Not yet anyway.
[ ] All I do is pig out and play video games/watch TV.
[ ] I don't take care of myself.
[ ] I've done drugs before.
[ ] I don't do my homework.
[x] I sleep all the time.<<Must sleep.
[x] I'm bored constantly.<<I hate being homestuck.
[ ] People tell me I need to try harder.
[x] I'm on the computer 24/7.<<and I'm sick of it.
[ ] I admit it, I slack off with everything.
[ ] I'm not going to college, ever. <<Fuck that. I'm going to an arts institute.
[ ] School is for dorks.
[ ] I don't have any ambition in life.
[ ] People tell me I need to get a life.
[ ] They need to, not me.
Total = 4.5

Hippie

[ ] I'm a tree hugger.<<It's not my full focus.
[ ] I want to save the earth.<<What saving is need?
[ ] I have long hair.<<Used to.
[ ] I make the peace sign a lot.<<Used to.
[ ] I'm stuck in the 60's.<<I'm stuck at home a lot though.
[ ] I'm a vegan or vegetarian.<<FREEZE! VEGAN POLICE!!!
[ ] Animals shouldn't be eaten.<<If the lion feasts, than I will go to SmashBurger.
[/] I love tye dye. <<It's colorful.
[ ] I've made tye dye stuff before.
[ ] I wish I was alive when Woodstock happened.<< I honestly don't care.
[x] I love 60's music.<<I love all music. I'm listening to The Beatles as I type.
[x] I'm always chilled out.<<I'm a layed back kind of guy.
[ ] I love those cute headbands you wear on your head.<<No personal care.
[ ] I have crimpy hair with little braids.
[ ] I wear bell bottoms.
[ ] I say groovy all the time.
[ ] I love smiley faces & peace signs.
[ ] I'm a naturalist.
Total = 2.5

Goody Goody

[x] I make really good grades.
[ ] I'm teachers pet.
[ ] I act sickly sweet to people.
[x] I'm nice to everybody.
[ ] I act happy 24/7.
[ ] I go to church every Sunday.
[ ] I never cuss.<<The hell would make you think that?
[/] I always say hi to everyone.<< I try.
[ ] I dress appropriately.<<No.
[ ] I want to portray a pure image.<<Hahahahahahaha!
[ ] Girls who party and act rude need to be taught a lesson. <<No opinion.
[x] I want to impress everybody.<<I love entertaining.
[ ] I've never been called rude.
[x] I'm one of the nicest people.
[ ] I want to achieve everything.
[x] I try my hardest with everything I do.
[ ] I'm a kiss up to my teachers/boss.
[ ] I'm in many different clubs.
[ ] My after school schedule is filled with extracurricular.
[x] I'm very optimistic.
Total = 6.5

Geek

[ ] I love band class.<<I heard that place is gross.
[ ] I play at least one instrument
[ ] I go to all my band concerts.
[ ] I'm going to a college for instrumental music.
[ ] I've won awards for band.
[ ] I've been to band camp.
[ ] I'm in the marching band.
[ ] I wear my marching band uniform often.
[ ] People have called me a band geek.
[ ] I play my instrument at least 3 hours a day.
[ ] I'm hoping to make instrumental music a career.
[ ] I've been playing an instrument for at least 4 years.
[ ] I hope I get a band scholarship.
[ ] Marching band is fun.
[ ] I go to other band concerts to get tips.
[ ] I like football games....for the band!
[ ] Band is way better than anything else.
[ ] I carry my instrument home every night.
[ ] I only date other people in band.
[ ] I go on band field trips.
Total = 0

Choir Nerd

[x] I sing all the time.<<Radiohead a lot.
[ ] I want to try out for American Idol.<<Bhahahahahahahahaha!
[ ] I've been in choir for at least 4 years.
[ ] I've won awards for choir.
[ ] I've sang solos for concerts before.
[ ] I never miss a choir concert of mine.
[/] I sing every single day<<Not every single day
[ ] I know what range of voice I am.
[ ] I love singing duets.
[ ] I always practice singing with my favorite songs.
[ ] I hope to get a choir scholarship.
[ ] I want to go to a music college.
[ ] I watch American Idol regularly
[ ] Singing is a way of expressing myself.
[ ] Choir is my favorite class.
[ ] I've won All Region before.
[ ] I hum a lot.
[/] I write down lyrics all the time.
[ ] I want to be a singer.
[ ] I always practice pieces for choir class.
Total = 2

Texan

[/] I live in Texas/a bordering state<<Bordering state
[x] I use the word "aint" a lot. <<Part of my vocabulary.
[ ] Most poetry makes no sense to me.
[ ] I use double negatives
[ ] I have been told to use better grammar
[x] I love meat<<I'm like Adam Richmond where that takes place.
[ ] I like country music
[ ] I have a Texan accent
[ ] I roll my eyes at anyone who makes fun of country music
[ ] I can't say "Lantana" without a long "a"
[ ] I just laughed at myself trying to say "Lantana"
[ ] The phrase "One day these ol' boots are gonna walk all over you" actually means something to you
[ ] Billy Mays is still alive<<I wish.
[/] When I think "cows" I think "food".<<More often than not I think of "moo" and then food.
[ ] I own a cowboy hat
[ ] I know how to square dance
[ ] Steve Irwin is still alive<<Died to young. RIP.
[x] I've never been to New York <<Never been.
[ ] I never want to go to big cities
[ ] I have been to a farm
[ ] I have been horseback riding
[x] Obama should not be president<<Thank you!
[ ] Monster trucks are awesome
Total = 5

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